• Both ssh or telnet into the same (remote) Unix machine and account.
• One enters screen, then starts vim, then the other enters screen -x.
• ctrl-d to exit screen)

Linux Gazette article about screen

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"The Linux Incompatibility list is a wiki project that attempts to document hardware that is incompatible with Linux rather than list what is compatible. In the wiki, it is possible to add alternitives so as to push hardware manufacturers to make good binary drivers, publish specifications, or even better, publish open drivers."

• Skolelinux is a network architecture tailored for use in schools.
• Skolelinux is designed to be easy and cheap to maintain.
• Skolelinux gives the students their own usernames, home directories and services.
• Skolelinux includes OpenOffice.org

 In years past, we have implemented some extremely complicated databases in
 Forth.  The first was done in the mid 1970's for the company Cybek in NJ,
 and it was used in some extremely complex applications.  FORTH, Inc. also
 did some very complex databases for other companies, one of which was still
 in use last time I checked, at www.calmuni.com.  That one was a
 2-dimensional database, with a huge bit matrix in the center used to
 calculate overlapping bonded indebtedness.  A few years ago my contact  there
 told me that a state agency had just spent several million $$ trying to
 replicate it using modern database tools, but the result was too large and
 too slow to be usable.

 In the late 1980's we added class-based techniques to it, which many people
 liked (although I personally preferred the earlier, simpler version).

 It's hard to describe the whole approach in a newsgroup post, though.  It
 certainly didn't resemble SQL!

 >>Which brings me to an excellent 'forthism' I once read in a
 >> newsletter.  It stated:
 >>
 >>     "You can do anything in Forth - but you must be prepared
 >>     to do it yourself."
 In a recent discussion in c.l.functional, about why popular languages
 are popular, I summarized the relationship between Lisp and Forth
 more-or-less as follows:
 "From the Lisper's perspective, every other language is a cute subset
 of lisp; whereas from the Forther's perspective, every other language
 is a cute extension of Forth."

  >>Here is a version of Forth that runs under Windows, written in Whitespace:
  >
  >>
  >>I can't get it to run.  Do you think my browser has clobbered the code?
  Hmmm. I did exactly as the web page[1] suggests: "What do you do? Simply
  print it out and delete the file, ready to type in at a later date.
  Nobody will know that your blank piece of paper is actually vital
  computer code!"  I sure hope that I didn't mistake my only copy of the
  source code for an ordinary blank page!

  Perhaps writing my Befunge[2] compiler in Malborge[3] and then making it
  to a Forth[4] compiler written in Whitespace[1] wasn't such a good idea...

 References:
 1 http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/
 2 http://dmoz.org/Computers/Programming/Languages/Befunge/
 3 http://www.freebsd.org/cgi/query-pr.cgi?pr=28147
 4 http://www.cbel.com/forth_programming_language/

This from a lean manufacturing consultant:

Find the simple path to what works and follow it, always looking for a simpler path.

Patrick D. Smith

(Source: XP-mailinglist; thoughtful post by Ken Schwaber) Scrum is purely a project/product management process that can be applied to software projects, hardware projects, marketing projects, and any mix of the above. It does not contain engineering practices or any specific work practices. It is instead a way to maximize the ROI of work.

People who use Scrum in software development environment often adopt one or more of the XP practices to improve the engineering practices of the develpment organization. Scrum calls for an increment of potentially shippable product functionality every iteration. This means a fully cleaned up, refactored, tested, documented ready to go increment. Many organizations are incapable of this. It is easy to bring in XP practices because they are excellent and both Scrum and XP are pretty radically agile.

Project managers using Scrum are called ScrumMasters to differentiate the type of work they do ... they facilitate, manage the process, and optimize the team's productivity. They don't tell the team what to do, nor do they set of pairs of programmers, or parse out user stories. During the iteration, the team is entirely self- organizing ... whether it is doing software development or anything else related to the increment of functionality they are building.

XP seems to focus on team productivity... doing something the right way and as productively as possible. Scrum does this some, but instead focuses more on doing the right thing, getting ROI from building the 20% of the functionality that is necessary to get the value and maybe not building the rest.

We've implemented Scrum without telling the customer, users, or stakeholders. We've done this in one day. We seduce them into iterative, incremental development where they collaborate with us on what to do next. XP seems to require a steeper implementation curve with less acceptance from the users and customers. Scrum can't keep the customers away.

Estimating is a subtle diffrence that points out the XP and Scrum dividing point. XP works hard to estimate very finely defined stories, and to measure and improve these estimates. Scrum keeps the requirements more broad, more in general user terms that are analyzed during the iteration. Estimating isn't as important. The team does what it can, and gets better and better at figuring out how much it can do each iteration as it learns each other, the business domain, and the technology - iteration by iteration. We care more about delivering business value that having defensible estimates, which become meaningless in a collaborative setting.

Scrum also has a formal methodology that lays out how to scale Scrum to any sort of project with any number of people in any number of locations ... all based on the optimized 7 person team. This is an important mangement requirement, but not so important to an engineering discipline like XP.

I feel we are blessed to have such compatible practices and processes to apply to our software engineering projects.

1) Simplicity-the design must be simple, both in implementation and interface. It is more important for the interface to be simple than the implementation.

2) Correctness-the design must be correct in all observable aspects. Incorrectness is simply not allowed.

3) Consistency-the design must not be inconsistent. A design is allowed to be slightly less simple and less complete to avoid inconsistency. Consistency is as important as correctness.

4) Completeness-the design must cover as many important situations as is practical. All reasonably expected cases must be covered. Simplicity is not allowed to overly reduce completeness.

www.jwz.org/doc/worse-is-better.html

When an organization wants more than the Agile process requires, it is easy to show the additional cost each iteration, and as the team builds credibility the customer/stakeholder(s) might be less inclined to want to spend money each iteration producing documentation.

So have some courage, tell your stakeholders that they can have it (whatever "it" is) if they want it and then make sure you follow up with giving them a good picture of the cost and value they get from "it". It’s their money - let them blow it if they want to. Let them slow the velocity by asking for non-code related items. All you can do is make it visible and help them down the path of figuring it out.

The sooner you start delivering some working code, the sooner you’ll have the credibility to address their real process issues. "It" will become less important the more iterations you deliver working tested code.

The hard part is getting code started, right? Maybe you can disguise the first few iterations as "prototyping" and use TDD as the process for your prototyping? :-)

 But anyway, when I last asked Kent what XP is, he said
 "XP is a community of software development practices based on
 values of simplicity, communication, feedback, and courage".
 That was about two or three years ago.

 I look forward to seeing the second edition as well.
 I'm sure it will be enlightening ...

 "Without test-first and refactoring, clients think
 they must assemble as many program requirements as
 they can afford to have written. This effort snarls
 all relative business priorities together, making
 Scope Control impossible. It obscures opportunities
 for simplification. Designing and implementing many
 features all at once is very hard, leading to our
 industry's reputation for very large failures. Putting
 tests in front of development's inner cycle permits an
 outer cycle of incremental feature growth. That
 relieves the Customer of the responsibility to predict
 the future and guess which complete set of features
 will maximize productivity."

.. Juergens answer:

 Nice description.
 Sometimes I try to explain that to non technical people
 with the following picture:

 If you have only one chance to get your wishes on a
 list, it is like Christmas for a child. You make sure
 you get every little wish on that list and hope for the best.

 If you are sure that you can get your wishes on the list
 at any time. You will just put the most important ones
 there which come to your mind easily.

Sabre Airline Solutions had many years of experience with its AirFlite Profit Manager, a big modeling and forecasting package that many airlines use to wring more income out of flight schedules. Even so, Release 8 of the software was four months late in 2000 after final system testing turned up 300 bugs. The first customer found 26 more bugs in the first three days of its acceptance testing, and subsequent joint testing by Sabre and the customer uncovered an additional 200 defects. www.computerworld.com/softwaretopics/software/story/0,10801,91646,00.html

About the $200M Oracle-Ford Desaster: the management did not give them enough power to go fully agile

Chet Hendrickson:

 It was a very frustrating situation.  The team asked Don and me
 to help with preventing the Oracle consutants from making changes
 directly to the production system.  This was about $150 million into the project.

 We tried to sell them on a more agile approach (as you might imagine), but by
 this time they were pretty far gone.

 It was unfortunante that we were not operating at a level in the organization
 that would have allowed us to get the plug pulled sooner.

 chet

Georg Tuparev has a nice case story, too: speak out if you are put on a death march.

 Few years ago I was called to lead a huge team stuck in one and half
 year design phase. The team was supposed to build a control software
 for a network of telecom satellites. Cannot disclosed names and
 resources, but one could imagine ...

 Three days in the project I had a phone conference with the CxO's of
 both companies involved. Told them that the way it is going no
 satellite will ever fly and that I know a better way. After getting
 green line, the design document was burned with a small celebration at
 a BBQ, and 85% of the initial team members were sent to an indefinitely
 long vacation. With the rest (15%) of the team we had the first
 functioning version 2 months ahead of the schedule and 50% lower then
 expected expenses.

 So the lessons:
 - it is never late to change direction of a project in order to save it.
 - I do not agree with Kent that this is a sad story. If you are a good
 programmer put on a death march project you should speak out! If no one
 listens - walk away. There is just one very precious life in front of
 us - do not waste it! And if these folks wasted 2 years of their lives,
 well, it is their business ... but they should not expect my
 sympathies.

 BTW, Philip is right - the project I was telling about had a 9 months x
 40 people "Big Requirements Up Front"!!! Then the design started...

 Just my 0.02

 Georg Tuparev

Then I sit here for 3 hours trying to understand why the dammed computer does not do what it should. It’s that feeling I hate most. You waste time .. I mean I could as well go skiing or drink a bottle of vodka .. would be about the same productivity progress on my code and at least I would enjoy the sun.

After hitting my head long enough and starting to isolate the stuff .. I found it .. I had forgotten one return in a most trivial three line long method. Shame on me. Now I will go back to being test-infected. test-first is even better. Dammit .. sorry for the rant, but I doubt there are many systems like computers where one comma at the wrong place can make everything go boom. Oh well, try to modify the DNA and do not know what you are doing. :-).

The Cook’s Tour offers an excellent howto to get yourself and your customers into the test-writing mode.

An intro article by Bill Wake.