I need this program to stop my internet addiction.
Are you a slacker? So am I. Do you browse the Web, read the news, and write
email all day in stead of working? So do I. Does it make you feel miserable
and apathetic? Do you tell yourself to stop browsing the fucking Web and
get some bloody work done? Do you have absolutely no discipline? I know
But recent technological advancements have made it possible… There is
a cure for your disease!
Years of slacking at the renowned Massachusetts Institute of Technology
have resulted in a brilliant 461-line Perl script (which includes 130 lines
of comments for free!) that makes it all possible! Your productivity will
Today, I present Lockout: The Self-imposed, Computer-aided Work Enforcer.
This program will help you get some work done by not allowing you to browse
the Web. It won’t allow you to do anything but work. It’s a
miracle! Your colleagues will respect you, your Ph.D. adviser will
compliment you, and your boss, if you have one, will probably not notice
the difference! It’s amazing! Scroll down! Read more!
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