The C Programmer
    God consults with the C programmer on every major issue. (As anyone
    who study's processor design knows all to well.)
        The C programmer can walk on water.

 The VB Programmer
    The VB programmer does lunch with God every day.
    He is an olympic class swimmer.

 The Turbo Pascal Programmer
    The Turbo Pascal programmer occasionally has a word with God.
    He can swim pretty well.

 The Fortran Programmer
    The Fortran programmer sometimes catches a glimpse of God.
    He manages to keep himself afloat in shallow water.

 The QBASIC Programmer
   The QBASIC programmer knows who God is.
   He has trouble avoiding drowning in his own bathtub.

 The LOGO Progammer
   About the only thing a Logo programmer knows about GOD is that the
   word is short enough for him to sound out, but he has trouble spelling
   it.
   He needs someone else to cerry him across the water for him.

 The Assembly Language Programmer
   The assembly language programmer is God.
   He parts the water when he wishes to cross it.

 The Forth Programmer
   The Forth programmer don't view ever river he comes across as a
   challenge to his religious faith and just walks across the bridge.